{"id":333,"date":"2016-02-01T18:58:51","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T23:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.nyrangerssuck.com\/?page_id=333"},"modified":"2016-02-01T20:04:27","modified_gmt":"2016-02-02T01:04:27","slug":"crackhead-theo-look-a-like","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/?page_id=333","title":{"rendered":"Crackhead Theo Look-A-Like &#038; Gallery"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">The Theo Look-a-like Contest<\/span><\/h1>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Submit your picture that looks like Theo.<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Find the eighth dwarf- Junky<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-341 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/asevendwarfs-300x96.gif\" alt=\"asevendwarfs\" width=\"300\" height=\"96\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/quasimodo.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-335\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-335\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/quasimodo-241x300.jpg\" alt=\"quasimodo\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/quasimodo-241x300.jpg 241w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/quasimodo.jpg 381w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/a> <a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theo.bmp\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-336\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-336\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theo.bmp\" alt=\"theo\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">What 2 things does this picture and CHT have in common?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">1.) They both know how to use their middle finger.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">2.) They both are&#8230;.???<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-348 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Kat\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat-320x240.jpg 320w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat-160x120.jpg 160w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat-80x60.jpg 80w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Kat.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">email me if you cant figure it out<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">These photos are beyond &#8220;R&#8221; rated so look with caution.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Theo at a bar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-340 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/alb11.jpg\" alt=\"alb11\" width=\"225\" height=\"178\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Theo outside a bar<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-345 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hank_bunny_bldg.jpg\" alt=\"hank_bunny_bldg\" width=\"230\" height=\"165\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Playing darts with some pals<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-347 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfrank.jpg\" alt=\"hankfrank\" width=\"225\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfrank.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfrank-160x120.jpg 160w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfrank-80x60.jpg 80w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR IT:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Theo as everyone at the NVMC knows him<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-346 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfingerlpa-162x300.jpg\" alt=\"hankfingerlpa\" width=\"162\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfingerlpa-162x300.jpg 162w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/hankfingerlpa.jpg 163w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 162px) 100vw, 162px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Yeah, you know this aint Theo. Theo wouldn&#8217;t drop his gloves.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-339 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/31.jpg\" alt=\"31\" width=\"166\" height=\"250\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Ref Ray Scampinella practicing for his next bout with Theo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-344 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/g-may08pic2.jpg\" alt=\"g-may08pic2\" width=\"144\" height=\"196\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">This Theo look a like sent in by Casey B.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/FreakOnaLeash1.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-343\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-343 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/FreakOnaLeash1.jpg\" alt=\"FreakOnaLeash1\" width=\"137\" height=\"209\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">Random photos submitted by fans that thought were Theo lookalikesque:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-338 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/yoda-300x178.jpg\" alt=\"yoda\" width=\"300\" height=\"178\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/yoda-300x178.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/yoda.jpg 494w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theosex.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-337\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-337 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theosex-221x300.jpg\" alt=\"theosex\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theosex-221x300.jpg 221w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theosex.jpg 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" \/><\/a><a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/brown.gif\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-342\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-342 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/brown.gif\" alt=\"brown\" width=\"128\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small; color: #ffff00;\">This is where the things that get sent get posted, all the pictures or items that you, the NYRS.com Fan,\u00a0 submit though email.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small; color: #ffff00;\">I apologize for not given a shout out to my homeys who helped me with this page.\u00a0 But, you know who you are, PEACE OUT BRO!!!!\u00a0 I can not confirm the validity of any of these pictures, but the picture of Theo with the Alligator Dude from Star Trek has got to be real. Once again, this is a parody, none of these pictures should be taken for reality.<\/p>\n<p>And I cant come up with all this stuff on my own.<\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">If you have any ideas or thoughts, email them to:<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"mailto:info@nyrangerssuck.com\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;\">info@nyrangerssuck.com<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffff00;\"><a style=\"color: #ffff00;\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/brown.gif\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-342\"><\/p>\n<p><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled01.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-395\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-395\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled01-300x161.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled01\" width=\"300\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled01-300x161.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled01.jpg 727w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled02.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-396\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-396\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled02.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled02\" width=\"291\" height=\"191\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled03.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-397\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-397\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled03-300x246.jpg\" alt=\"Untitled03\" width=\"300\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled03-300x246.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Untitled03.jpg 344w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/autographedtheo.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-398\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-398\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/autographedtheo-245x300.jpg\" alt=\"autographedtheo\" width=\"245\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/autographedtheo-245x300.jpg 245w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/autographedtheo.jpg 326w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 245px) 100vw, 245px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/back2DAice_small.gif\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-399\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-399\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/back2DAice_small.gif\" alt=\"back2DAice_small\" width=\"100\" height=\"126\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/crackbust.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-400\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-400\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/crackbust-228x300.jpg\" alt=\"crackbust\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/crackbust-228x300.jpg 228w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/crackbust.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/FleuryLindros.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-401\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-401\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/FleuryLindros.jpg\" alt=\"FleuryLindros\" width=\"195\" height=\"262\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ny-rangers-suck.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-402\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-402\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ny-rangers-suck-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"ny-rangers-suck\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ny-rangers-suck-300x150.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/ny-rangers-suck.jpg 401w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/salad.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-403\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-403\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/salad-300x265.jpg\" alt=\"salad\" width=\"300\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/salad-300x265.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/salad-768x679.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/salad.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theodepp.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-404\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-404\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theodepp-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"theodepp\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theodepp-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theodepp.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theotooth.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-405\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-405\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theotooth-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"theotooth\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theotooth-210x300.jpg 210w, http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/theotooth.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Theo Look-a-like Contest Submit your picture that looks like Theo. Find the eighth dwarf- Junky What 2 things does this picture and CHT have in common? 1.) They both know how to use their middle finger. 2.) They both are&#8230;.??? email me if you cant figure it out These photos are beyond &#8220;R&#8221; rated [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/333\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/333\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.nyrangerssuck.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}