"Hello," Phillip

"Hello," Terrence

"Whats that smell?"

"I Farted Phillip"

"HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

"You know Phillip, the whole world wants Canada to lose, except for Canada and Canada fans"

"Hey Terrence?  Pull my finger."

"You Farted"

"HAHAHAHAH!!!!"

"We should invade them because of all the American Propaganda"

"Did you hear the one about us being Uncle Fuckers? More American Propaganda that almost won an Oscar"

"Let me give you an Oscar, Phillip"

"Oh, you farted again Terrence"

"There will be retribution, lets both fart on them"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!".