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Crackhead Hollywood Squares


CrackDen – Crackhead Family Feud Hello ! I am Louie Anderson ! ! I am here to host this special edition of CRACKHEAD FAMILY FEUD ! We are very much a current events driven show here – we have assembled a couple of interesting teams here —- We have two […]

Crackhead Family Fued


Lets look at the recap of the Rags vs. Montreal game. A game that was a close one. Could have gone either way – Credit the REFS with awarding the Rag$ with a win here. McCarthy lowers boom Scores for Rangers with 46 seconds left as Habs’ playoff hopes dive; […]

Refs Award Rag$ the Win



Extra security has been ordered into the Nassau Coliseum vicinity for the Islanders home game Sunday Afternoon March 10th vs. the Atlanta Thrashers. The additional security is NOT for the following reasons: * Aftermath of the 9-11-01 tragedy ** Islander fans getting ready to commit suicide if the team loses […]

Mascot Day


Snipped from the king of all Ranger$ lovers - Larry Brooks  Tues Mar 5th column:   >In addition, a well-placed source has told The Post that Sather is soliciting offers for Theo Fleury, who will >become an unrestricted free agent next year if the Rangers don’t pick up his $7 […]

Trading Block


According to multiple media sources, Crackhead Theo (CHT) has threatened to retire if the referees don’t cease their “TORMENTATION” of one CHT. See, CHT don’t realize that the MASCOTS have tormented him and have found a way to channel the negative vibes to the REFS. NOW – CHT to retire? […]

RSVP for Theo’s Retirement Party



We slithered through the bowels of the CRACK DEN —- and have made a prognosis on what exactly the ailment suffered by Crackhead Theo (CHT) is. Its not any substance which is the real problem —- that is just a symptom of the bigger picture…….which is FEAR OF MASCOTS Everyone […]

MASCOTAPHOBIA


Canada 5 – USA 2. CONGRATULATIONS to TEAM CANADA and the people of Canada. Well earned win. I will try my best to refrain from US based sour grapes —– about the game…….because my congratulations are sincere. That said – At least we don’t scour REHAB CENTERS to staff our […]

POST OLYMPIC BONUS


Hello All ! WHATTA GAME IT WAS – sadly for us USA fans – it did not go our way. That said – CONGRATULATIONS to TEAM CANADA for a well earned victory today. Congrats to CRACKHEAD THEO (CHT) on your gold medal. Congrats to the Canadian people. I KNOW how […]

Gold Medal Game Postgame



Now that Crackhead Theo (CHT) is in the Gold Medal game – lets’ take a look at some reports published in the media and have some fun here. Congrats to Team Canada on the win – whilst a pushover – they did have to get it done on the ice. […]

Gold Medal Game


Here’s Saturday’s Edition Well – Let’s take this opportunity to OVER ANALYZE the efforts of one Crackhead Theo (CHT) in the Belarus game. His stats – O goals, 0 Assists = 0 Points – 3 shots on goal and was a MINUS 1. Took 2 minor penalties. HE WAS A […]

Belarus versus Canada


Here’s Friday’s Edition Don’t have anything new for the CRACK DEN – but in case you really need something – lets make it about this – a commentary on the Toronto Sun Article…………….from Thursday’s papers – Fleury talking revenge By CP WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah — Sweet-talking may not save […]

Fleury talking revenge